Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Cootie Shot Guide

Are you suffering from the social upset of having the dreaded 'cootie' disease? While this terrible affliction generally strikes young girls, it is important for everyone to fully arm himself or herself with a proper antidote for cooties -- you never know when or who it may strike!

If you do have cooties and are suffering from the loss of all your friends, never fear! There is the cootie shot!

Have your friend perform the following quick and easy steps to get rid of your cooties and ensure that you're vaccinated for next cootie season.

Enjoy your cootie-free life full of friendship and happiness!

1 comment:

Hi! I'm glad you want to comment! Please make sure you've reviewed the F.A.Q. if you want to make a non-specific comment about the site.

This is a happy, constructive, kind place. Don't pollute it with bile, please.

Thanks guys!