But in reality is more like this:
So while I eat nothing but broccoli for five days while trying desperately to recreate the excitement of watching Battlestar Galactica for the first time (impossible), have some posts.
I did a nice guest spot over at Don't You Hate Pants. "The Five Friends You Seriously Do Not Need and How to Get Rid of Them" -- don't waste your time on guides that don't tell you how to be free of the shitty friends you somehow accumulate over a lifetime. They don't know JACK.
Enjoy the post, guys!
UPDATE: I haven't cleaned one single thing, nor have I baked anything. This lead to the following conversation:
Me: I REALLY WANT MUFFINS.
Me: Oh wait. I think I just oversnacked myself and now I have a stomach ache.
So, fails all around?